Light
On Working at Hangley Aronchick
We asked our employees what they liked about working at Hangley Aronchick. Once again, here are their unedited, unembellished responses:
| From Sharon Weiss, Secretary: | Is this a trick question? |
| Several from Tad LeVan:
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Being immediately next door to Dock Street Brewery. They unchain us from our desks at least once a day and turn us towards the sun? I know, I know, I'm stretching. It'll come to me, I know it will. Soon, I shall be visited by the Muse. The wretched lights in Conference Room A? (One of many references to the unique light fixtures in our main conference room.) |
| From John S. Summers, Shareholder | Tad LeVan – he’s a pretty funny guy. While I’m his mentor, I don’t write his material. |
| Aaron Scholer, Former Paralegal (now completing his Doctorate in Military History at Lancaster University in England)
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Top Ten Reasons I Love Working at Hangley Aronchick: 10. Get to work with the other kids that got shoved inside their gym lockers in middle school. 9. Can't get enough of the words: "unduly burdensome" 8. Get to revisit the concept of the "boxed lunch," something we all thought we left behind along with nap-mats and snack time. 7. Realize that it isn't love that makes the world go 'round, in fact it's all about pretty sunsets. 6. Come to work just for the joy of riding in the elevator with the other inmates. 5. Get to play: "Name That Odor!" in the cafeteria every day at lunch. 4. Get to make copious amounts of money betting on when the network is going to take a dive again. 3. When you want to find out how Julia Pudlin's running career is going, there really is no substitute for working at HASP. 2. When you want to play softball for the sheer thrill of saying "We're the Hangley Hurricanes." 1. 'cause it's only a matter of time till we represent the makers of Happy Fun Ball and/or Slinky, and dammit, I want in on that case. |
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