Light

Print Email This Page

Home > Lighter Side > Light

Our Extensive Training Program For Young Lawyers


Our associates often e-mail each other with questions or comments on the law. They always welcome the important guidance that they get.

From: New Associate

To: Associates

Subject: When I read some things it makes me feel better about being a lawyer . . .

“The underlying purpose of law and government is human happiness and contentment, to be brought about by the satisfaction of human desires in the highest practicable degree.”

Corbin on Contracts. . . the first sentence of the treatise.


Among the many responses:

From: Name Withheld

To: Associates

Subject: Re: Re: When I read some things it makes me feel better about being a lawyer. . .

That having been said, the more immediate purpose of law and government is to compel our adversary to bow to our will, rendering us victorious.

And all that is well and good, but the most proximate purpose of law and government is to get that deadbeat rat bastard to pay us the stinking money he owes, pronto.

 

Highlights

 

 

Softball

 

Summertime

 

The Transition Guide
Tad LeVan Boo!
The Procedure

The Procedure

Executive Committee Minutes Executive Committee Minutes
Anna, the Noise Expert Noise Expert
view details Even in Death Grammar is Important
view details Message From The Chairman:
Suggestions For Improving Our Business/Corporate Practice
view details On Working at Hangley Aronchick
Producing Documents in a Rush Producing Documents in a Rush

View All View All